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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:09 pm 
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Since we have so many lawyers on this board, they deserve their own thread:

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawyer thread
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Lawyer thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:34 pm 
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It's not a joke. Many lawyers have no morals. The judicial system is just a game to them.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawyer thread
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:24 pm 
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Ollie wrote:
It's not a joke. Many lawyers have no morals. The judicial system is just a game to them.


I don't think it's any different than any profession Ollie.

I mean, there are some lawyers I absolutely HATE...have no respect for whatsoever. In honesty though, even though the relationship with me personally is adversarial, most of them that I deal with are ok.

Look at society today, you have a lot of professionals with no morals: bad teachers (involved with student, etc.), bad cops(involved in thefts, drugs, inappropriate behavior), CEO's(highmark), and on and on and on...no matter WHAT they do.

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What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawyer thread
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You're right, Animal.. I should not be so quick to judge. Like politicians and bosses, there are some good ones out there. I am basing my feelings on the way
my father's child endangerment case was handled.


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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

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