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 Post subject: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:57 am 
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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 Post subject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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Another reason for consideration:

Dogs are the only creatures on Earth that love you more than they love themselves.

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 Post subject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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Very profound. 8-)
Thank you both.

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 Post subject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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Good to see you are with us Bertie. Miss the days of the pub not so long ago.


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 Post subject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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I got one to add to that list. You hit a dog and it comes back to you, you hit a women and it presses charges. :lol:

If we had any females on the board before i am sure we just lost all of them.

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 Post subject: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
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Az Bucco fan wrote:
Good to see you are with us Bertie. Miss the days of the pub not so long ago.

Yes, me too, Az. We use to have some fun in there.
Helps the enjoyment of the game when one is listening in the middle of the night some 4,000 miles away.

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