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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:03 pm 
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Well crap guys...I keep hearing how marriage might just be the cause of all problems! I get married in 38 days. 38 DAYS!! You know how I know the exact # of days until I walk the plank (Pirates pun)? There is a tear-away calendar in my office that has a countdown to the wedding day! Yep! My manhood is slowly leaking away, similar to Snyder. I am starting to feel his pain.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:25 pm 
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IA Pirate wrote:
Well crap guys...I keep hearing how marriage might just be the cause of all problems! I get married in 38 days. 38 DAYS!! You know how I know the exact # of days until I walk the plank (Pirates pun)? There is a tear-away calendar in my office that has a countdown to the wedding day! Yep! My manhood is slowly leaking away, similar to Snyder. I am starting to feel his pain.


You'll go from this:
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To this:
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In my best George Constanza voice, "You've got 38 days. Live dammit.....LIVE!!!!!!"


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:54 pm 
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Argentum wrote:
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Argentum -- you've done it again so that I have a related problem-- I just peed my pants laughing. Thanks a bunch!


Thanks, I actually might be good for something around here afterall.

Now if we could just get someone to sack tap Greg Brown with a Louisville slugger (none of that wimpy maple stuff either) every time he says, "Joey Bats", my life would be complete.


I'm sure Randall Simon would hit him if you put him in a sausage suit!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:30 am 
Remember how, in the old days, when a kid got his tonsils out, they'd let him keep the tonsils in a jar of formaldehyde? If he has to get the nut removed, do you think they'll let him keep THAT in a jar?

He could set it on the shelf of his locker. After a bad game, if he pulls out that jar, I bet he wouldn't have to deal with reporters.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:30 am 
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Remember how, in the old days, when a kid got his tonsils out, they'd let him keep the tonsils in a jar of formaldehyde? If he has to get the nut removed, do you think they'll let him keep THAT in a jar?

He could set it on the shelf of his locker. After a bad game, if he pulls out that jar, I bet he wouldn't have to deal with reporters.

Very creative, Elmer. Kudos. :lol:

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