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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:32 pm 
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At any rate, I'll bet he never again starts a sentence with the phrase, "I'd give my left nut..." :P


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Hopefully he doesnt loose it, I'm not sure if the MLB would cover synthetic genitals

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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nad69dan wrote:
Hopefully he doesnt loose it, I'm not sure if the MLB would cover synthetic genitals



I wonder if he would have the balls to ask...

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:46 pm 
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Is there a nut augmentation porcedure?


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:49 pm 
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Az Bucco fan wrote:
Is there a nut augmentation porcedure?


I know in dogs that are neutered they have fake testicles (called Neuticles) that they can implant so the owners can still show their dogs in dog shows and things of that nature. Perhaps Snyder could visit a local veterinarian.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:56 pm 
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BBF wrote:
Perhaps Snyder could visit a local veterinarian.


Or perhaps he could just get married and therefore not need them anymore?


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Argentum wrote:
BBF wrote:
Perhaps Snyder could visit a local veterinarian.


Or perhaps he could just get married and therefore not need them anymore?


Shhhh....IA is getting hitched soon...don't spoil the big surprise.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Argentum -- you've done it again so that I have a related problem-- I just peed my pants laughing. Thanks a bunch!

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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I have a hard time believing that the American Kennel Club would permit a show dog to undergo such a procedure. This thread is an example of why this board is priceless.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Substitute2 wrote:
Argentum -- you've done it again so that I have a related problem-- I just peed my pants laughing. Thanks a bunch!


Thanks, I actually might be good for something around here afterall.

Now if we could just get someone to sack tap Greg Brown with a Louisville slugger (none of that wimpy maple stuff either) every time he says, "Joey Bats", my life would be complete.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Well crap guys...I keep hearing how marriage might just be the cause of all problems! I get married in 38 days. 38 DAYS!! You know how I know the exact # of days until I walk the plank (Pirates pun)? There is a tear-away calendar in my office that has a countdown to the wedding day! Yep! My manhood is slowly leaking away, similar to Snyder. I am starting to feel his pain.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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IA Pirate wrote:
Well crap guys...I keep hearing how marriage might just be the cause of all problems! I get married in 38 days. 38 DAYS!! You know how I know the exact # of days until I walk the plank (Pirates pun)? There is a tear-away calendar in my office that has a countdown to the wedding day! Yep! My manhood is slowly leaking away, similar to Snyder. I am starting to feel his pain.


You'll go from this:
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To this:
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In my best George Constanza voice, "You've got 38 days. Live dammit.....LIVE!!!!!!"


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Argentum wrote:
Substitute2 wrote:
Argentum -- you've done it again so that I have a related problem-- I just peed my pants laughing. Thanks a bunch!


Thanks, I actually might be good for something around here afterall.

Now if we could just get someone to sack tap Greg Brown with a Louisville slugger (none of that wimpy maple stuff either) every time he says, "Joey Bats", my life would be complete.


I'm sure Randall Simon would hit him if you put him in a sausage suit!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:30 am 
Remember how, in the old days, when a kid got his tonsils out, they'd let him keep the tonsils in a jar of formaldehyde? If he has to get the nut removed, do you think they'll let him keep THAT in a jar?

He could set it on the shelf of his locker. After a bad game, if he pulls out that jar, I bet he wouldn't have to deal with reporters.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Elmer wrote:
Remember how, in the old days, when a kid got his tonsils out, they'd let him keep the tonsils in a jar of formaldehyde? If he has to get the nut removed, do you think they'll let him keep THAT in a jar?

He could set it on the shelf of his locker. After a bad game, if he pulls out that jar, I bet he wouldn't have to deal with reporters.

Very creative, Elmer. Kudos. :lol:

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