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 Post subject: How Ian Snell can save time . . .
PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:53 am 
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. . . in post-game interviews:

In response to sportswriters' questions, instead of dragging out the now-familiar litany of reasons why he was atrocious again, he could just answer:

"No. 1" (And everyone would know that means, "I stunk.")

"No. 2" ("I didn't give us a chance to win.")

"No. 3" ("The other guys are out there busting their butts, and I'm letting them down.")

"No. 4" ("I can't seem to get my pitches down in the zone.")

"No. 5" ("I'm not locating my fastball right now.")

"No. 6" ("I just have to rethink the way I pitch.")

No. 7" ("That's a good-hitting team over there.")

"No. 8" ("I f---ing hate this s--t!")

"No. 9" ("I need to snap out of this -- and soon.")

"No. 10" ("It's sad, man.")

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 Post subject: Re: How Ian Snell can save time . . .
PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:12 am 
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Ian has just lost it. Shame we have no one else. How many times will he get beat-up til the season ends?

Can he ever find himself?

Boys and girls, we just ahve no talent coming at SP

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 Post subject: Re: How Ian Snell can save time . . .
PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:43 am 
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Just now looked at the box score as I was out last night and only saw the wonderful final score.

Snell gave up 9 hits, six walks, 0 strike outs and 7 earned runs in, not a week or two, but four innings.

That's disgusting.

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