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 Post subject: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:57 pm 
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No. 9, given your strong feelings about the Cubs, I figure that it's unlikely that you read any Cubs blogs. But I thought that you might enjoy this one.

http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008 ... ooooooooo/

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:08 pm 
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My favorite on the list: Pay Mark Prior to pitch. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:12 pm 
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Willton wrote:
My favorite on the list: Pay Mark Prior to pitch. :lol:

Mine came from one of the comments.

"11. Introduce my 15 year old sister to Roger Clemens."

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:14 pm 
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Here's my #11: Dress up in a hot dog suit and run past Randall Simon.

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:29 pm 
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sisyphus wrote:
No. 9, given your strong feelings about the Cubs, I figure that it's unlikely that you read any Cubs blogs. But I thought that you might enjoy this one.

http://hirejimessian.com/index.php/2008 ... ooooooooo/


Pretty funny read. Thanks.

Sadly, my plans to go to Wrigley this weekend have been scuttled. I coach a game on Saturday a.m. at 9:00 and planned on going right from the diamond to Wrigley. Unfortunately, the first pitch is at 12:05. Thank you FOX. :evil:
Changed my plans to go on Sunday and then learned that team photos were scheduled for Sunday at 2:00 p.m. Who in the world plans these things? :twisted:

I have court in Chicago tomorrow a.m. but I am buried at the office. Maybe I'll meander up north and catch the game. Isn't that what Blackberries are for?

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:35 pm 
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Willton wrote:
Here's my #11: Dress up in a hot dog suit and run past Randall Simon.

Shoot, that isn't bad. The worst that could happen is Simon could hit you with a bat. Try running past Prince Fielder dressed as a hot dog. He might eat you.

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 9:27 am 
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sisyphus wrote:
Willton wrote:
Here's my #11: Dress up in a hot dog suit and run past Randall Simon.

Shoot, that isn't bad. The worst that could happen is Simon could hit you with a bat. Try running past Prince Fielder dressed as a hot dog. He might eat you.



You forgot he's a vegetarian now...so unless the hotdog was made of soy or toefu (or whoever its spelt) he's probably letting it go...

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:11 am 
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nad69dan wrote:
You forgot he's a vegetarian now...so unless the hotdog was made of soy or toefu (or whoever its spelt) he's probably letting it go...

It's "tofu," just so you know. Don't get all Dan Quayle on us and start putting random e's where they don't belong. :D

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 Post subject: Re: A Present for No. 9
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:24 pm 
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nad69dan wrote:
sisyphus wrote:
Willton wrote:
Here's my #11: Dress up in a hot dog suit and run past Randall Simon.

Shoot, that isn't bad. The worst that could happen is Simon could hit you with a bat. Try running past Prince Fielder dressed as a hot dog. He might eat you.



You forgot he's a vegetarian now...so unless the hotdog was made of soy or toefu (or whoever its spelt) he's probably letting it go...

Given Prince's start, I'd guess that his vegetarianism is hanging by a thread.

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