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 Post subject: Re: A-Rod ..file a law suit
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:06 pm 
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Kingston wrote:
Colin21 wrote:
Substitute2 wrote:
Colin---- you are probably a great addition to the board because you bring new juice to the discussion.

But how bout doing us older, more conservative folks a favor and change your message to one less provocative. Thanks


what did i say wrong in my message?
I'm not being a jerk i'm just really asking.I didn't swear or anything.


(I think hes talking about your Can We Fix It thing)

O ok ill take out the U and replace it with a star.is that better?


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 Post subject: Re: A-Rod ..file a law suit
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:14 pm 
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Colin21 wrote:
O ok ill take out the U and replace it with a star.is that better?


Dont ask me, Im fine with either. Honestly, I didnt notice til Sub mentioned it and I went to find it.


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 Post subject: Re: A-Rod ..file a law suit
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:19 pm 
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estrago wrote:
Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.


I actually had not heard this one . . . cracked me up.

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 Post subject: Re: A-Rod ..file a law suit
PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:23 pm 
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Substitute2 wrote:
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Just smile guys, I don't mean to attack and don't hope for retaliation.
BTW, my daughter works as a para-legal so I have sympathy for your plight.


Me and Kingston think you were talking about my avatar and i changed it out.I put a star in it so it doesnt say the word

I quoted the wrong reply from you here Substitute2 i meant to quote the one when you were talking about my avatar


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 Post subject: Re: A-Rod ..file a law suit
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I often use this one during jury selections:

Q: When lawyers die, why do you bury them 20 feet underground?
A: Because deep down they are very good people.

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 Post subject: Re: A-Rod ..file a law suit
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A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.

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