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 Post subject: Garland? Penny?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:49 am 
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I was scrolling through CBS Sports and found top free agents and under Jon Garland and Brad Penny the Pirates were listed as possible suitors. Anyone hear anything else about that or is someone just guessing.

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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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Speaking of "free agents" and possible suitors ..,

How about Jennifer Aniston and Bucfan?
Or Scarlett Johansen and Bucfan?

Those sound like more probable match-ups.


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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:38 am 
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Bucfan wrote:


How about Jennifer Aniston and Bucfan?
Or Scarlett Johansen and Bucfan?



I don't know...sources I've read said that both Aniston and Johansen strongly denied interest in Bucfan.

One report said they were scared off by his age and declining, uh, performance.....

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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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probably the effects of the steroids over the years. :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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Bucfan wrote:
Speaking of "free agents" and possible suitors ..,

How about Jennifer Aniston and Bucfan?
Or Scarlett Johansen and Bucfan?

Those sound like more probable match-ups.


Though no interest has been shown back from Aniston and Johansen, rumor has it Dame Edna has an interest in Bucfan...


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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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nad69dan wrote:

Though no interest has been shown back from Aniston and Johansen, rumor has it Dame Edna has an interest in Bucfan...


Whispers are that the interest is mutual...waiting for confirmation from Bucfan's agent...


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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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BBF wrote:
I don't know...sources I've read said that both Aniston and Johansen strongly denied interest in Bucfan. One report said they were scared off by his age and declining, uh, performance.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Let me respond. I vehemently deny the "age" issue has anything to do with this discussion.


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There are reports... scarce, furtive and anonymous of course, ... of Bucfan sightings in the Yohimbi forests of Guatamala paying off local magistrates and drinking extra-strength "extract".

Rumors of later sightings outside Angelina Jolie's window are also unconfirmed at this time.

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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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I wish it were true, because we could use the pitching help. But I doubt that is based on anything.


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Pirates4real wrote:
I wish it were true, because we could use the pitching help.


Aniston and Johansen are soft-tossing righties. Not sure they would help us much.


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Bucfan wrote:
Pirates4real wrote:
I wish it were true, because we could use the pitching help.


Aniston and Johansen are soft-tossing righties.


Theyre only thought of that way here in America. In India, theyre known as Dr Heat and The Gunner.


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Bucfan wrote:
Pirates4real wrote:
I wish it were true, because we could use the pitching help.


Aniston and Johansen are soft-tossing righties. Not sure they would help us much.

Yes, but their locker room presence would do wonders for the club -- far more than that of Mientkiewicz would.

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Willton wrote:
Yes, but their locker room presence would do wonders for the club --


Pirates massage therapist states that he would work for free ...


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 Post subject: Re: Garland? Penny?
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Bucfan wrote:
Willton wrote:
Yes, but their locker room presence would do wonders for the club --


Pirates massage therapist states that he would work for free ...


Perhaps just the ticket to getting free agents to sign with us...


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