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 Post subject: Breaking medical news
PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:28 pm 
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Jose Canseco was arrested at the Mexican border trying to sneak a fertility drug-human chorionic GONADotropin into the country. The drug, which has a generic name of Triejaculatin, is illegal in the U.S.

Canseco, the Lindsey Lohan of baseball, also had a tiny little syringe 'cause his nuts are the size of raisins.

I defer to our resident medical expert.


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 Post subject: Re: Breaking medical news
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:19 pm 
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His excuse was so he could get his testostorone levels back to what they were before he started taking steroids...

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 Post subject: Re: Breaking medical news
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:29 pm 
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Maybe he should have taken something to increase brain cells instead. Then again, his brain is probably about as small as the previously mentioned anatomy.


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 Post subject: Re: Breaking medical news
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:50 pm 
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bradf wrote:
Maybe he should have taken something to increase brain cells instead. Then again, his brain is probably about as small as the previously mentioned anatomy.


He might still be feeling the effects of getting hit in the head trying to field that fly ball in the 90's


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 Post subject: Re: Breaking medical news
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Gee, I really thought I would get some nibbles on that phony generic name. This place is slower than the economy right now!


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 Post subject: Re: Breaking medical news
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:42 pm 
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I honsetly paid no attention to it, because I thought it was some pharmaceutical name for a drug and didnt feel like looking at it or trying to spell it out...

I've had my share of pharmaceutical crap for the year...

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